Your husband owns the remote. I get it.

We have to cede ground at some point. (Your section of the fridge is bigger and so is your closet, right?) 

But the buck stops with the Oscars and our one night of the year to be Joan Rivers and a member of the red carpet fashion police. Forget using brute force to get the remote, try diversionary tactics- pork diversionary tactics. Yes, 99.9% of husbands respond to the aroma of roasted pork tenderloin. And if it’s topped with apple, fennel avocado mash (our fancy version of guacamole), he’ll likely pour you a glass of Cab, settle in on the couch and weigh-in on panty lines and bad bronzer.

Check out our Smithfield Pork Tenderloin Sliders w Apple, Avocado & Fennel Mash on’s Celebrity Diner’s Club. They’re perfect for a party of 2 or 20!